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Me:
*sees skeleton decorations in store*
Me:
*breathes*
Mom:
no

crazyasshoee:

raisesomehale:

inquiringcharlie:

there is only two people on this earth that make those moves work for them

Beyonce

this guy

image

I have been looking for this fucking video since like New Years

talisman:

Paper art by Morgana Wallace on Tumblr

http://www.torildartistes.com/

(Source: sosuperawesome)

ktshy:

himteckerjam:

coconuttygrey:

collegehumor:

Cookware has never been more exciting.

Finish reading —>  7 Signs You’re Becoming an Adult

But- but cookware is exciting…

…I was just raving to my friend about my new electric kettle earlier today.

Yuuuup…

parliamentrook:

mythicarticulations:

Who’s a good boy? You’re a good boy!
Who devours the flesh of mortals? You devour the flesh of mortals!

Poseable “Cerberus in a Can” now available in our Etsy shop.

good product, good design and packaging, great photos, A+++

crisontumblr:

I can’t be the only one who thought of this, right?

4chansey:

my heart is probably lavender too

disneybound:

Get the look!

disneybound:

Get the look!

hot-topic-trash-baby:

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

musicacorazon:

lt-fleur:

dulceelena2000:

some of the funniest jokes on gravity falls

You forgot 

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I honestly don’t know why I’m not allowed to watch this.

m4ge:

Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

(Source: 1-800-dead)

My therapist just told me a joke.

nehoynehoy14:

lilysinthefall:

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

i don’t get it

I feel like this is an inside joke that I am not getting

thefrogman:

By Franzi [tumblr]

thefrogman:

By Franzi [tumblr]

(Source: dinosquad)